Post by Wicked on Jan 30, 2010 18:42:23 GMT -5
Name: Not important
Age: Not important
Gender: Male
Personality:
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Advanced
Skill Level: Shunpou: Advanced
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Advanced
History/Background:
Age: Not important
Gender: Male
Personality:
I'm awesome. The rest is not important.Appearance:
Not important.Zanpakuto Spirit:
Not important.Sealed Zanpakuto:
It's a katana. The details are not important.Shikai Description:
It's a weird sword. The rest is not important.Shikai Abilities:
It fires a doom-blast. The rest is not important.Bankai Description:
It's a fucking HUGE sword. The rest is not important.Bankai Abilities:
It megapwns everyone. The rest is not important.Skill Level: Kidou: Advanced
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Advanced
Skill Level: Shunpou: Advanced
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Advanced
History/Background:
It's not important.RP Sample:
I walked down the street, the darkened streets where not a trace of light could be found. Even the streetlamps could not light a thing, overcome by darkness and other dark stuff that I don't find important. Nothing could be this dark. In fact, it was so dark, I wasn't even sure that I was on a street. For all I knew, I was dead. Yeah! Maybe I was fucking dead! Yeah! Maybe I don't exist! I couldn't see a hand in front of my face, so maybe I'm just fuckin' dreamin!
I then saw a hollow and took my sword. It took no effort but I released my bankai for the first time ever. "Hey you!"
"Who me?"
"Yeah you!" I yelled.
The hollow checked around a few times, and then turned back to me. "Who?"
"YOU! YOU FUCKTARD!" (See? I'm so fucking smart and this hollow is so fucking stupid.)
"WHY I A'TTA!"
"JUST TRY ME!" (See the caps lock rage? Booyah I'm rockin'.)
I slashed the hollow in two with my big-ass sword, and then I smirked triumphently.
Suddenly, oh noes! Generic Arrancar Steve appeared!
Steve: "Oi! You!"
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! "Yes?"
Steve: ... "I'm gonna kill you."
He totally fired a cero at me! The nerve of it all! How could he?! I'm so awesome and--Oh my gawd!
Toshiro and Shinji and Urahara and Ichigo all showed up to take the blast for me!
YAY! Fangirling is fun!
I totally got all pissed because Steve killed Toshiro and Urahara and Ichigo and Shinji, so I ran at Steve with my fucking huge sword and slashed its chest, but I wasn't strong enough to cut him. So I tried harder and then it still wasn't enough. Steve laughed at me. Oh my gawd! He laughed at me! What a jackass! I tried harder but it still wasn't enough! Oh no! I held out a hand on his forhead instead. A random blast of reiatsu slammed into him and shot him far, far away.
"Yeah! Yeah! I win!" I yelled, only to have a sword at my head. It hit, but it did no damage despite hitting my eye. I was perfectly fine because I learned hierro from studying it. I'm just that awesome, m'kay? The details aren't important. So I then kicked the arrancar in the balls and walked away as he cried, suddenly, Aizen and a bunch of other bad guys like Orochimaru and Sasuke Uchiha and Gin Ichimaru showed up and a few other crossovers, the US military, the Iraq military, and a few other armies showed up to try and kill me, so I told them "STOP! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!"
Then we all went out for pizza and root beer and it was really good. They had, like, nine kinds of cheese! Anywho, at the end, I was the official protector of the earth. You don't wanna hear the details~they're not important.
So then I went out and found Orihime and asked her to be my BFFFL so that she could help me learn to heal people and revive the dead--y'know, necromancy and shiz.
So then after she taught me how to say "KUROSAKI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Where was I? Oh yeah! I learned how to heal the hell outa people and then revived everyone, and they all thanked me and taught me uber skillz!
After I learned them, I left Soul Society.
A while later, Zombiemoto (Yamamoto came back from the dead) came to teach me a new form of bankai so I could defend the bleachiverse with ease!
Then I met Kubo, who loved me so much he made me the main character!
Me: Thankies! :3