New brands of Fraccion from Szayel! (p)

[Wicked]

Name: Now in Strawberry, Pina Colada and Green Apple flavors!
Age: Now aged between 100 and 1000000 years!
Gender: Now in male and female and He/She! Hemale, Shemale and Heshefemale!
Personality:

That's the thing! They have no personality! Not until you program them! After all, they're Szayel's Fraccion!

Come in adoring, obedient, meek, sadistic (may come with the side effect of trying to maim you with a scalpel), and stupid (may eat your refridgerator).

Appearance:

Come in fat, enormous, huminoid, fat, short, pig-tailed, pony-tailed, tall, snake-y, and WTFhuge.

Arrancar Powers:

They can heal you if you're a pink-haired Octava or glasses-wearing Sexta!

Natural Arrancar Powers:

WTFpwnage strength, hierro

Come in weak, adorable, ugly, atrocious and powerful.

Zanpakuto's name:

...

They don't CARRY zanpakuto. Szayel ate them.

Un-released Zanpakuto's Appearance:

Eaten by a scientist.

Resurrección Release phrase::

Has been devoured.

Resurrección Appearance::

What part of eaten do you not understand?

Resurrección Abilities::

IN MY STOMACH BIYATCH!

Skill Level: Kidou: Beginner
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Beginner
Skill Level: Sonido: Beginner
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Beginner
History/Background:

Eaten by a scientist.

RP Sample:

BUY NOW!

Disclaimer:

Side effects may include sad fraccion; Verona models may weep for Lumina models,

angry foes; some don't like seeing allies eat each other, enemies or not,

Acne,

Angry Scientist yelling,

blood in your mouth,

blood on your floor,

shocked foes,

shocked allies,

bloating,

freckles,

feminine hand gestures,

and cape-wearing.

Do not use Flavor-Fraccion if you are not Szayel, as he will dissect you for it. Do not use Flavor-Fraccion if pregnant, a quincy, a shinigami, an arrancar Szayel doesn't like, afraid of being dissected while awake, or if you have a full stomach.

[Otahu]

Erg, I don't usually do parodies. I will make this very apparent however. Minions are a no-no and these 'Fraccion' will ONLY be used for flavor (rimshot) in threads and will have no use in any important threads, fights, or anything along those lines.

If I find these being utilized in combat or anything other than to bring a spot of humor into a thread I will punish you. Thoroughly. You will not enjoy it. This will not be quick. I am not your queen (bitch). That's Arja.