Arkham Asylum Psychological Aptitude Battery

[Franny]

1. Part 1: The examiner gives you a deck of cards to play with as you see fit. What's the first thing you do?

Embrace yourself, averting your eyes from the deck.
Push the deck away.
Build a card house and admire it.
Fling the deck into the air for "52-card pickup".
Entertain the examiner with a card trick or two.
Feel insulted.
Build a card house and destroy it.
Sneak one of the cards into your backpocket.
Stare at the deck in contemplation.
Proceed to play a relaxing game of solitaire.
Skim through the deck for only the 'people' cards.

2. Part 2: The examiner begins with an interview, opening the conversation up with your childhood. Which memory best resonates with you? Note that some memories could be false due to your amnesia.

Driving chicks around in your sportscar.
Getting your Doctorate degree.
Torturing small animals.
Playing chess in the park.
Going to a best friend's birthday party.
Having a chat with an old friend.
Watching the sun set.
Winning the science fair.
Acting as lead in a school play.
Working the shop with your parents.
Random Shennanigans.

3. During the conversation, all is going smoothly until the examiner intentionally slips 'The Bat' into one of his sentences. You react subconciously out of instinct. What happens?

Hasten your speech.
Bang desk with your fist.
Scan the room...is he here?
Sigh a deep sigh.
Rub your hands together fiendishly.
Hold onto something and brace yourself.
Smile wryly.
Nod uncomfortably.
interrupt with "Pardon?"
Heart skips a beat.
say "Bless you!"

4. The examiner asks how would you like to spend your future life if you happen to be acquitted as sane? You said you'd become a...

Private Detective
Any job less stressful.
Undecided. Find a job consultant.
Undecided. You ask the examiner what does he think?
Undecided. No future plans.
Mortician
Store Owner
Professor/Scholar
Volunteer Fireman
Philantropist
Undecided. But will definitely settle down and raise a family.

5. As some of the pieces of memory come back, a dominating emotional energy overcomes you. What is it?

Pretentiousness
Chaos
Nothing
Security
Vengeance
Fantasy
Forlorn
Longing
Confusion
Excitement
Knowledge

6. Part 3: The examiner helps you deduce your true identity, but as he is about to do so a guard crashes through the wall. The examiner turns around, distraught by what seems to be an attempted jailbreak. You instinctively...

break the examiner's neck from behind.
casually loot the examiner's pockets.
panic.
look calm and wait things out.
ponder your next course of action.
quickly make a break for the hole in the wall.
tell the examiner of the potential danger.
calmly walk past the examiner, shoving him in the process.
bash the examiner's face with your chair.
wonder who could be busting out.
hide under the desk.

7. Eventually, it's discovered that Bane is the one staging the breakout. He deals with the examiner as you try to escape. Regardless of your apparent memory lapse, you just can't stand this place somehow because of:

My Cell. It confines me.
The life of routine.
Solitary confinement.
I'm in a place full of criminals and lunatics!
The Recreational Activities you've been forced to do.
While I'm in here, people out there are dying.
The Bat!
The Orderlies and Guards' treatment of you.
hmmm...this place isn't really any different from the outside.
You can't smoke in this place!
Serenity of the place.

8. During the escape, several crooks who brush or bump into you...

cautiously look around making sure nothing dangerous is within reach.
immediately strike up a random but careful conversation.
profess their loyalty to you.
run away.
refuse to look or even listen to you (cups their ears with their hands).
slowly back off of you.
tries to be as nice as possible.
respectfully greet you.
won't talk to you unless spoken to.
look around if anyone's with you.
leave you alone.

9. Arkham is eventually overrun by criminals, and Bane has left the building. Gotham City it seems, is in total disarray. With only you and a handful of smalltime criminals remaining, you suggest...
you tell them

"Get out of my way."
prayer.
setting a trap for The Bat.
constructing a stronghold from Arkham's remains.
punishing Gotham City.
razing Gotham City to the ground.
staying put until further developments.
leaving from Gotham City.
they all fight to the death.
You don't say anything.
waiting for some of the 1st string villains to come back.

10. As some of the criminals praise and respect you, they compare you to a similar (if not inferior) DC supervillain. Who is it? ***It would help if you check out their profiles at wikipedia.

Toyman
Great Moth
Trickster
The Prankster
Magenta
Great White Shark
Calculator
Black Mask
Shade
Livewire
Deathstroke

11. Part 4: Regaining your sense of villainy, you rush back to Arkham's armory to loot the place only to have The Bat suddenly confront you! Whaddya do?!

Taunt him with some witty banter.
Release the trap that you set up ten minutes ago.
Negotiate a deal.
Shoot him with whatever the hell you armed yourself with.
Babble incoherently.
Plead for help.
Ask for forgiveness and feel genuine remorse.
Start a friendly chat.
Signal all the other crooks to gang up on him.
Make it clear that he isn't your concern right now.
Run, hide, and play mind games.

12. After an initial scuffle, The Bat clearly deduces that you have been faking your amnesia this whole time. How do you react? Do you call his bluff?

Yes and No. YOU SHOOT HIM REGARDLESS!
No. There's no need to acknowledge what you and The Bat already know.
Yes. Ask him why and how out of sheer curiosity.
Yes. Though, you tell him "You could've fooled me,".
No. Give up and tell him this was your 'Worse idea ever'.
Yes. I then proceed faking it and then strike when his guard is down.
Yes. Exaggerate that there's NO way he'd know.
No. But my face is aghast upon the realization that he knows!
No. Admit that he knows you all too well.
No. Genuinely ask him to help you with your apparent 'sickness'.
Yes. Question his integrity---how sure is he to really know.

13. Regardless of argument, you've been found out! You feel both uneasy and agitated. Speaking of which, on a scale of 1 to 10(highest), how much do you hate The Bat anyway?

10 (Unparralleled Unrealistic Spite)
6 (Obssessive/Possessive Hatred)
8 (Antagonistic Tendencies with Dangerous Intent)
3 (Annoying Hindrance)
5 (Simple Hatred)
2 (Misplaced Angst / Vented Anger)
1 (Friction, with mutual understanding.)
9 (Compulsive Spite)
7 (Antagonistic Rivalry)
0 ()
4 (Abusive Hindrance)

14. Needless to say, The Bat kicks your ass. As he is about to re-apprehend you, you surprise him with a bomb you planted prior to your arrival here. The bomb is set to blow up any minute, targetting:

The entire city, and the bomb is lethal.
The entire city, but the bomb is non-lethal. (but still potentially dangerous)
Yourself!
You don't tell him. But you help him out with a hint.
Gotham City's Finest (the police, the comissioner, etc.)
The top 10 major industrial firms in the city.
Every local Mob Boss' Hideout.
The Bat Himself.
You don't tell him anything at all.
Every gas station in the city.
Wayne Manor, the Batcave, Titans Tower, and virtually anything to do with The Bat or Bruce Wayne, and his family.

15. During the whole bomb fiasco, you silently slip away from The Bat's clutches. Turning around and looking at The Bat for the last time, you make one last remark/one-liner. You said:

"Good riddance!"
"The Joker always gets his man!"
"He'll never make it."
"..."
"Not today Bruce. Not today."
"If only we were on the same side..."
"Good luck, Bats!"
"GOTHAM....DESTROYED! HAHAHAHHAHA!"
"I'll be watching you."
"Feeling lucky, Batman?"
"Could not, would not, should not..."

[Rebel Raven]

1. Part 1: The examiner gives you a deck of cards to play with as you see fit. What's the first thing you do?

Embrace yourself, averting your eyes from the deck.
Push the deck away.
Feel insulted.

2. Part 2: The examiner begins with an interview, opening the conversation up with your childhood. Which memory best resonates with you? Note that some memories could be false due to your amnesia.

Watching the sun set.

3. During the conversation, all is going smoothly until the examiner intentionally slips 'The Bat' into one of his sentences. You react subconciously out of instinct. What happens?

Sigh a deep sigh.

4. The examiner asks how would you like to spend your future life if you happen to be acquitted as sane? You said you'd become a...

Undecided. You ask the examiner what does he think?

5. As some of the pieces of memory come back, a dominating emotional energy overcomes you. What is it?

Excitement

6. Part 3: The examiner helps you deduce your true identity, but as he is about to do so a guard crashes through the wall. The examiner turns around, distraught by what seems to be an attempted jailbreak. You instinctively...

wonder who could be busting out.

7. Eventually, it's discovered that Bane is the one staging the breakout. He deals with the examiner as you try to escape. Regardless of your apparent memory lapse, you just can't stand this place somehow because of:

hmmm...this place isn't really any different from the outside.

8. During the escape, several crooks who brush or bump into you...

leave you alone.

9. Arkham is eventually overrun by criminals, and Bane has left the building. Gotham City it seems, is in total disarray. With only you and a handful of smalltime criminals remaining, you suggest...
you tell them

staying put until further developments.

10. As some of the criminals praise and respect you, they compare you to a similar (if not inferior) DC supervillain. Who is it? ***It would help if you check out their profiles at wikipedia.

Magenta

11. Part 4: Regaining your sense of villainy, you rush back to Arkham's armory to loot the place only to have The Bat suddenly confront you! Whaddya do?!

Ask for forgiveness and feel genuine remorse.

12. After an initial scuffle, The Bat clearly deduces that you have been faking your amnesia this whole time. How do you react? Do you call his bluff?

No. There's no need to acknowledge what you and The Bat already know.

13. Regardless of argument, you've been found out! You feel both uneasy and agitated. Speaking of which, on a scale of 1 to 10(highest), how much do you hate The Bat anyway?

0 ()

14. Needless to say, The Bat kicks your ass. As he is about to re-apprehend you, you surprise him with a bomb you planted prior to your arrival here. The bomb is set to blow up any minute, targetting:

Every local Mob Boss' Hideout.

15. During the whole bomb fiasco, you silently slip away from The Bat's clutches. Turning around and looking at The Bat for the last time, you make one last remark/one-liner. You said:

"If only we were on the same side..."

[Sam]

For Raven I totally called this one:

Borderline Botanist: Poison Ivy
You don't just have a thing for plants, you are one. Most of the time your human side is completely overshadowed, subconsciously giving you feelings of abandonment and emptiness. This causes you to become an unstable individual, misrepresenting your identity by either attempting to perfect it or destroy it altogether. If you could you would end yourself, but it wouldn't seem fair to leave the deforesters and polluters go unpunished. That's basically what keeps you going, this unrelenting and unrequited love for green greens.

[ogihci]

1. Skim deck for face ppl cards.
2. Having chat with old friend.
3. Smile wrly.
4. Private detective.
5. Choas.
6. Calmly walk past examiner pushing examiner.
7. My cell. It confines me.
8. Slowly back off of you.
9. Razing gotham city to the ground.
10. Deathstroke.
11. Shoot him with whatever the hell you armed yourself with.
12. Yes and No. Shoot him regardless.
13. 8.
14. Every local mob boss hideout.
15. Not today bruce. not today

[Franny]

I was not expecting this...XD

Ogihci: Peerless Pyromaniac: Firefly

The world burns in your eyes, with no point or attempt to extinguish them. You're poised to set everything ablaze, getting off on your sick fantasies. Fire simply put, excites you. It puts you on the edge of reason beyond arson, political demonstration, and vandalism. And with each moment that The Bat attempts to thwart you, you push yourself even further, in hopes of getting to hell soon.

[Sam]

For me aka Sam I got this.

Result: Schizoid Scientist: Mr Freeze
It's an age-old pun but it's still the best way to describe you: You're as cold as ice. Between you and The Bat, nothing really matters. You prefer working alone except when money's involved. Whatever the reason, relationships isn't part of it. You're indifferent, d...ettached, and always seemingly stoic. Nobody knows what's on your mind.

[Wicked]

Part 1: Build a card house and admire it./destroy it. (but it would be accidental. ^^)

Part 2: Random Shenanigans.

Part 3: say "Bless you!"

Part 4: Undecided. You ask the examiner what does he think?

Part 5: Nothing

Part 6: casually loot the examiner's pockets.

Part 7: The Recreational Activities you've been forced to do.

Part 8: cautiously look around making sure nothing dangerous is within reach.

Part 9: Tell them, "Get out of my way."

Part 10: Deathstroke =D

Part 11: Run, hide, and play mind games. All for teh lulz

Part 12:
Yes and No. YOU SHOOT HIM REGARDLESS!

Part 13: 8 (Antagonistic Tendencies with Dangerous Intent)

Part 14:
Every gas station in the city.

Part 15: "Could not, would not, should not."

[Sam]

Wicked I'm really surprised with this:

Peerless Pyromaniac: Firefly
The world burns in your eyes, with no point or attempt to extinguish them. You're poised to set everything ablaze, getting off on your sick fantasies. Fire simply put, excites you. It puts you on the edge of reason beyond arson, political demonstration, and vandalism. And with each moment that The Bat attempts to thwart you, you push yourself even further, in hopes of getting to hell soon.

[Wicked]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaactually... I enjoy fire. >:3

[Sam]

Well I thought you'd get Joker or something else.