Post by Wicked on Jan 13, 2010 7:41:18 GMT -5
Name: John Oliver
Age: His birth certificate says 32, but I would estimate around a billion. One cannot be so brilliant within so little time.
Gender: Male
Personality:
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Beginner
Skill Level: Speed and Agility: Advanced
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Beginner
History/Background:
Age: His birth certificate says 32, but I would estimate around a billion. One cannot be so brilliant within so little time.
Gender: Male
Personality:
John Oliver is a comedian fountain of genius. His Brittish accent is a source of great pride, and as such, he seeks to convert more people to the Brittish nationality. He firmly believes that the american revolution could have been less bloody, had those participating in the Boston Teaparty simply preboiled the ocean. That way, we all could have had his amazing accent.Appearance:
His nose is nine feet long, he is six feet tall, and his hair is dark.Origin of Power:
His power originates from his genius. There is no other explaination.Special Abilities:
Genius: His comedic genius, and regular genius, has caused him to become quite insightful, discovering that his accent could have been ours if we had been submissive during the american civil war.Powers First Stage:
Awesome Fleeing Prowess: He posesses the ability to quickly and easily flee after a preformance, earning the nickname, "Elusive Oliver".
Microphone: Because he speaks in his amazing accent, he has no need for a microphone.
Need he powers? Need a man this amazing any powers? Why, it would be so superfluous that he would need to write a book about it!Powers Second Stage:
He can surpass Jon Stewert's level of comedy by simply blinking, and saying, "Yes," in his awe-inspiring accent.Skill Level: Special Items: Advanced
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Beginner
Skill Level: Speed and Agility: Advanced
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Beginner
History/Background:
John Oliver was always a man of brilliance, however, he did not discover his inate ability with comedy until an unfortunate track meet, which was censored from that episode. So sadly, we do not know just what happened. We only know that he is a man who gained amazing abilities via embarrassment.RP Sample:
Not long after, he began to work for the Daily Show, outwitting John Stewert with ease. Occasionally. Sadly, he has been forced to hide his genius and substitute ignorance for a breif half an hour a day.
"This accent could have been yours, you know, Jon."
"Yeah, but I don't think I-"
"Now, now, please don't try to hide it, I know you envy my accent. Fear not, when I invent time travel I will go back in time and remedy the mishaps of those rebels; I shall convince them to pre-boil the ocean," John said, taking a sip of water.
"... I don't think that would be possible."
"So I'll do it for them!"
"That's not what I mean."
"No! It is percisely what you mean, it's just not what you expect to mean!"
Jon lifted a finger, wanting to interupt, but deep down, he knew it was hopeless. That man was brilliant. More so than Jon. It seemed an impossible task to fulfill, but he would have to wait until the Daily Show.
"So what are those hash browns you eat around Christmas time again?"
"Latkes."
"Oh, sure, they're potato pancakes deep fried in oil. Hash browns."
