Post by Muffin on Aug 9, 2010 21:22:35 GMT -5
Yumichika Ayasegawa. Fifth Seat of the Eleventh Division. Self-proclaimed 'Most Beautiful Person in Soul Society'. Storming through Las Noches in the most unsightly way.
Wait, what?
After hearing about Abarai's battle with the Espada, Yumichika just had to know more. Who was this pink-haired, flamboyantly ambiguous Espada whose narcissism was almost as well honed as his own? After threatening to kill Abarai with a well aimed cherry pit (yes, Yumichika actually knew how to kill someone with an cherry pit), the lieutenant finally spilled the beans on the mysterious Espada.
Szayel Aporro Granz (an honestly dreadful name) was the Octava Espada back when he and Abarai fought, but he had heard that he was promoted to Sexta. His hair was pink, wore glasses, and had a small army of Fraccion he could (disgustingly) eat to regain his health. He had even heard they were flavoured.
But he was also told that he was flamboyant and narcissistically vain (was 'narcissistically' even a real word?). During the middle of their fight, the man had a costume change. IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE, THE MAN HAD TO SWITCH COSTUMES.
If that wasn't vain, then Yumichika wasstraight hideous beyond belief. He wasn't even paying attention to Abarai's rant of how sadistic, maniacal and scientific the man was. He simply couldn't pay attention anymore. He needed to see this man for himself.
So he payed Urahara a visit, paid him with a crate of sugar-covered chocolate lollipops (how the man could enjoy sweets and not gain any weight was beyond Yumichika's comprehension) and had a Garganta opened for him. As soon as he stepped through, he saw it; the gigantic fortress of Las Noches. While he had never actually seen it before, he had heard enough to recognize it's large sha-
Wait a minute, what in the world was that large pink tower? Amongst the white...well, everything, it was sticking out like a sore thumb. No, it wasn't just pink. It was bright, neon, shiny, HOT pink. Then there was only one explanation. That tower must be the home of Szayel Aporro Granz. He had to admit though, Hot Pink was quite an interesting colour for exterior design.
He arrived in front of the pink tower/castle/whatever in record time, as if time itself hastened his pace knowing that hilarity was about to ensue. Brushing his hair away from his face, the man looked up and raised an eyebrow.
The colour was much more revolting than he had first thought.
He entered the tower/castle/whatever, wandering around, trying to find the supposedlyfruity flashily extravagant (and apparently sadistic, but no one he really cared about that part) Espada.
"Szayel Aporro Granz, however disgusting your name is, I need proof of your vanity!" he called out, "Come out! Or maybe you're not as gorgeous as what other people have told. Either way, I do have to ask you about your strange taste in exterior design. Hot pink? Even the blindest of all ugly people know better."
Wait, what?
After hearing about Abarai's battle with the Espada, Yumichika just had to know more. Who was this pink-haired, flamboyantly ambiguous Espada whose narcissism was almost as well honed as his own? After threatening to kill Abarai with a well aimed cherry pit (yes, Yumichika actually knew how to kill someone with an cherry pit), the lieutenant finally spilled the beans on the mysterious Espada.
Szayel Aporro Granz (an honestly dreadful name) was the Octava Espada back when he and Abarai fought, but he had heard that he was promoted to Sexta. His hair was pink, wore glasses, and had a small army of Fraccion he could (disgustingly) eat to regain his health. He had even heard they were flavoured.
But he was also told that he was flamboyant and narcissistically vain (was 'narcissistically' even a real word?). During the middle of their fight, the man had a costume change. IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE, THE MAN HAD TO SWITCH COSTUMES.
If that wasn't vain, then Yumichika was
So he payed Urahara a visit, paid him with a crate of sugar-covered chocolate lollipops (how the man could enjoy sweets and not gain any weight was beyond Yumichika's comprehension) and had a Garganta opened for him. As soon as he stepped through, he saw it; the gigantic fortress of Las Noches. While he had never actually seen it before, he had heard enough to recognize it's large sha-
Wait a minute, what in the world was that large pink tower? Amongst the white...well, everything, it was sticking out like a sore thumb. No, it wasn't just pink. It was bright, neon, shiny, HOT pink. Then there was only one explanation. That tower must be the home of Szayel Aporro Granz. He had to admit though, Hot Pink was quite an interesting colour for exterior design.
He arrived in front of the pink tower/castle/whatever in record time, as if time itself hastened his pace knowing that hilarity was about to ensue. Brushing his hair away from his face, the man looked up and raised an eyebrow.
The colour was much more revolting than he had first thought.
He entered the tower/castle/whatever, wandering around, trying to find the supposedly
"Szayel Aporro Granz, however disgusting your name is, I need proof of your vanity!" he called out, "Come out! Or maybe you're not as gorgeous as what other people have told. Either way, I do have to ask you about your strange taste in exterior design. Hot pink? Even the blindest of all ugly people know better."