With the Captains suffering casualties and heavy injuries on their side, all hope seemed to be lost... until Shinji Hirako appeared, along with the rest of the former Shinigami. Though the aid of the Vizards certainly helped to draw the battle in their favor, it seemed Aizen's power alone proved too much for them.
My name is Muffin, and I've been hired as Samuii's representative.
My client affirms that she had -no idea- that the 'romantic action' in question was going to occur. She also states that had it been the other way round, she would never even conceive of doing such a thing.
She also states that Dai is a jackass for causing moar shit in her life. She says that's a joke.
My client also states that any badmouthing of Soifon was simply for comedic effect and that she did not mean any of it, should said captain get involved. Soifon is not that short, nor is an, and I quote, 'evil Captain Bitch-Ninja'.