With the Captains suffering casualties and heavy injuries on their side, all hope seemed to be lost... until Shinji Hirako appeared, along with the rest of the former Shinigami. Though the aid of the Vizards certainly helped to draw the battle in their favor, it seemed Aizen's power alone proved too much for them.
Gritting her teeth, Rin’s face had her anger lines. Fists balling up wanting to launch some punches at the girl. “What did you say?!” Rin yelled out obviously not too happy. “You know what! You should keep your mouth shut you fat and overgrown cow. Who cares if what I think or what I do is different, at least I have a life you eaves dropping cow that can’t go get her own life so you listen to other people’s conversations. And ya! I called you a cow, twice. You know why?! Probably because that obvious plate of blubber sure is sticking out! So basically, you're like a pile of fat walking around in two legs.” Rin yelled back pointing at Samuii’s belly which was bigger than her own because of the obviousness that Rin is small.
“And do you have problems with people that are short?! Huh huh huh?!” she yelled out inching her face closer as her talking got louder. “You’re probably just some snobby nosed dumbass that can’t get a life so you start this kind of bull shit with people. And if you're not that, then you're just some other dumb hore out there. And if most of the other arrancars act like you, then it's no wonders shinigami want to kill em. No offence to you Daigoro.” She spat out some more ready to crawl under Samuii’s nerves since she was crawling under hers.
“Heh, you both do ramble too much” she commented getting agitated with Samuii. Turning on Daigoro, Rin started snapping some more. “Oh really!” she said sarcastically. “Isn’t that obvious! Your big assed friend here sure is a hag bag. If she doesn’t learn to keep her mouth shut she’ll get an STD” she said referring to something more out of line since hanging around her zanpakuto spirit has scrambled her mind.
“Oh dear… I don’t think that word is usually used for this kinda stuff Rin…” he said but trailed off scared of feeling her wrath.
Normally, by this point, Samuii would have exploded. Thrown a few Ceros, kicked down a few buildings, hell, maybe even go ressureccion to release all the steam. How dare that girl insult her by using the same insult she had just used! Seriously...a cow?! She had just called her that!
And how dare she call her a whore, and a dumbass, and snobby-nosed, and a plate of blubber?! She weighed 110lbs! That was a healthy weight! She felt as if steam was comedically coming out of her ears, and that her face was slowly turning red, like in cartoons. She balled her hand into a fist, pointing a finger as she opened her mouth with a rebuttal. "Why you....!"
But as she was just about to spawn out an even longer string of curses, she stopped, and blinked a few times before breaking out into an uncontrollable laugh. She slapped her knee as she put her other hand on her forehead.
"I'm-I'm sorry!" she managed to say between laughs, "It's just tha-that...those were the stupidest in-insults I have ever heard!" she laughed outloud. "It's supposed to be insulting, but I can't help it!"
In all honesty though, that had to be one of the most creative cursing she had heard of. She calmed down, putting a hand to her chest as she caught her breath. "Okay, I think I'm good now." she said, taking a deep breath, "And for the record, I only weigh 110lbs, am neither snobby-nosed or a whore, I don't know what 'ramble' really means, and yes, I do have a problem with short people. They're just so hard to see, and so easy to step on."
Daigoro... blinked. Rin had just let loose with a gigantic string of curses, and Samuii seemed to be ready to destroy her for it. But she didn't. All she did was laugh. It was tense one second... and then Samuii laughed out loud. Daigoro breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't going to escalate. Good. He really needed to avoid being called a traitor right now.
He then looked at Rin.
"Firstly, you're out of line here. I outrank you, and I'm only tolerating this because reporting you for any form of insubordination would probably end up with you accusing me of treason. Secondly, we should really stay calm here. I'm sure that none of us need a fight right now." He then turned to Samuii.
"And you. I know it's against your nature, but could you try to be a little nicer?" He didn't really care if she didn't listen, he just needed to make sure that Rin didn't feel like she was being ganged-up on...
'Heh, so that's how it is. I see, so you're that close huh..' Rin thought listening to Daigoro's. She sighed a heavy sigh ignoring his arrancar friend. Looks like nothing else is going to be happening around there, and she didn't want Daigoro to go all gang up on Rin with arrancar. So she just turned and looked at the way she came from.
Waving one hand in the air she said, "yeah yeah, what ever. I'll leave you two freakish love birds alone. So later you scaley gator." she said with a mocking tone, mainly towards Samuii hinting at skin issues. Rin made herdeparting gestures and left before anything else could happen.
"FREAKISH LOVE BIRDS?! Samuii yelled out, just as Rin disappeared. "HEY! WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK AND TELL IT TO MY FACE?!"
The arrancar seethed, cursing anything and everything about that irritating vizard. How dare she call them lovebirds? That was a disgusting thought. Her and Gorokon? Unheard of. Unacceptable. Not going to happen.
But all she could really do now was seethe, because Rin was long gone. She sighed and turned to Daichu. "Seriously, her? What were you thinking? Were you that desperate to be with someone?" she asked jokingly. "I mean, aren't you a big-shot Mr. Important-Lieutenant-Man now?"
Daigoro blushed slightly when Rin called them lovebirds, but he managed to regain his normal skin colour before Samuii turned and spoke to him.
Daigoro blinked when she accused him of choosing to talk to Rin. He didn't choose, she approached him, and it was pretty rude for him to say 'no' and walk away. He sighed, and literally face-palmed. Really, she had to go and accuse him already? He shook his head.
"It wasn't exactly my fault. I didn't try to start a conversation, but it's not like I'm simply going to ignore someone. You know what I'm like. I'll talk to an Arrancar if it means it's going to be an interesting conversation." He sighed, and sat down on the roadside. Great, now he was stuck with her mood. He laughed to himself, it wasn't too bad.
"So, what. You stalking me or something? Because you seem to turn up just about everywhere I go these days."
Samuii crossed her arms and leaned on...what were those things called again...fire hyra-somethings. She blew a strand of hair away in annoyance, "You're too nice. You should start ignoring people. Trust me, sometimes, it does wonders. Besides, ignorance is bliss, especially when you're ignoring those really annoying and talkative people." she remarked, and by 'really annoying and talkative people', she was referring to Rin.
When Daido-tan accused her of stalking him, she simply had to stand up again. "Me? Stalking you? Why the hell would I ever do anything like that? But now that I think about it, I think that you're the one stalking me." She accused, complete with a pointing finger, "After all, I was up in that tree long before you arrived. And I was at the beach before you were. So there."
She crossed her arms once more, smirking at him, "Doesn't Soul Society have laws against stalking? Humans do, and I have to admit, when it comes to those 'pop celebrities', the outcomes are quite entertaining. I highly suggest human-watching when you have the time. It always amuses me, these people."
A nerve twinged on Dai's forehead when Samuii accused him of being 'too nice'. Feh, she wasn't wrong. He harldy ignored the wishes of someone who wanted to talk to him, and he rarely failed to strike up a conversation with somebody who looked interesting enough to hold a conversation with. Hell, it worked with the Arrancar standing before him. With a sigh, he moved a piece of hair behind his right ear. And then she said it. Him?! Stalking? Of all the nerve - he bunched his right hand up into a fist and shouited comically.
"Me? A STALKER?! Cheh, you really think that I'd want to stalk someone like you? Honestly. You may have saved my life, but it doesn't mean I'm gonna stalk you! It's all just a coincedence, ne?" He sighed, and turned around in a huff. This was unusual for him, but Samuii's words had affected him, and his eyes narrowed.
Really, a stalker. Who does she think she is, accusing me of that. And human-watching? He laughed. All of the words he had spoken before just left his mind like they were nothing, and he turned back to the Arrancar woman, a smile to his face once more.
"Now that you mention it, it actually sounds like fun... I might have to give it a try, ne..." He grinned, and sat down on a park bench with another laugh. Even though she pissed him off sometimes, even though she was supposed to be his enemy, Samuii was quite entertaining to listen to. He smirked, and leaned back.
"Heh. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Besides, you're not so mean yourself, y'know. Not like you act and all. You could have left me to die at any point, killed me in any way that you wanted to. But I'm still alive, aren't I? That has to count for something..."
"Coincidence my ass!" Samuii yelled back, pointing a finger of accusation at him once more (this time with an accompanying fist-shake, courtesy of her other hand), "Honestly, I try to take a nap, or relax, or cause a little mayhem, and oh look, there you are. Seriously. Cut it out." she said, before backtracking a few sentences and..."Wait, what?! What's wrong with someone like me?"
She grinned slightly afterward, "People watching is stalking too, Goroken. Ha, you are a stalker." She said triumphantly, although in hindsight, that meant that she was a stalker too. Then that would mean that they were on the same boat, which would make this entire conversation...completely useless. But she couldn't help it; he was just so fun to irritate. His reactions amused her every time.
Raising an eyebrow, the arrancar stuck her tongue out at him, "What do you mean 'I'm not mean'? I'm not mean. Being me and being mean are two completely different things. 'Mean' is throwing expensive antique vases out windows. I, on the other hand, prefer Ceros to destroy precious objects." she said, "And you're never going to let me forget that little fact with the life-saving and heroics, are you? Is it really that big of a deal?" she asked in slight annoyance.
Why did he always bring that up whenever they had a conversation? She didn't see what was so important about it that she had to be constantly reminded of it.
Dai... just stood there. He sighed, and facepalmed, preparing another rebuke, before stopping himself. No, it wasn't worth it. Even if he tried, he would've never been able to sawy her with words. As the sound of her voice fell over his ears, he began to wonder if his staying there was necessary. He checked the sun, it seemed that he'd spent too much time arguing with these two, and would have to get back to Soul Society soon. He looked back down at the woman, heart beating ever-so-slightly faster. He wasn't angry. He wasn't annoyed. He felt something else... and he wanted to understand it. His eyes closed, and the last of her rant hit him. He opened his eyes quickly, right hand crackling just a mite. He was letting his emotions get the better of him - or was he?
Goddamnit Samuii... If the rest of the Gotei hear about... no, I can't think about it. She's not allied with - He grimaced slightly, and took a step forward, closer to Samuii. One hand went to his zanpakuto, in case she attacked, and he moved one step closer.
"You know something? I never actually thanked you properly for that..."
Fuck the consequences. Daigoro Ito leant forward and kissed Samuii on the lips, before breaking away, and jumping back. Before she could comment, he grinned.
"Thanks for saving my life, Samuii Verano..." Before turning and flash-stepping a safe distance away, opening a Senkai Gate, and travelling back to Soul Society, mind reeling about what he'd just done...