Post by Sam on Jul 21, 2012 23:19:25 GMT -5
You remember those times in a busy festival that you hear a chime of a monkey totting stand? Well, that is not the case here. The jiggle is the same and there is a stand. Oh the stand, one full of goodies that would attract even the most uptight child, but that was not what people saw first. Yes, the toys and candy was quite an attraction, but what really got people coming in was the 'monkey'. Ok, so it was just a rather busty girl in a tight rabbit girl costume, showing a tad bit too much skin in certain women's opinions.
Alice was once again part of a marketing strategy to get people to buy Hatter's latest toys. Such a strange array of things that may look innocent on the outside but the true purpose was to cause chaos. The freedom that chaos would cause is Hatter's true mission and no one can truly appreciate it. So here she was, dressed in what most would associate with a gambler girl, and dancing to attract costumers. At least that little perv wasn't around to drool over her, she would certainly kill him for whatever method of recording that he would be doing.
Meanwhile, Hatter had been inside the stand as Alice attracted costumers. He had the strangest urge to sell his wares and he must obey his urges. Being his nature, he spent all night making several copies of his 'safer' inventions. So no acid spitting cobra in a boxes or bear trap chattering teeth this time around, maybe the government would be interested in them. Wait, where was I?
Oh yeah, Hatter. Building his stand and setting up everything, he gave Alice her uniform. She wasn't happy about it, it was revealing but she wore it anyways do to those puppy dog eyes. so here they were, Hatter in his stand waiting for someone to come up to buy something while Alice did her little dance to attract people. Just in case anyone were to see him and know him, he wore a disguise to prevent such things. It was just a overly large novelty mustache and sunglasses.
Alice was once again part of a marketing strategy to get people to buy Hatter's latest toys. Such a strange array of things that may look innocent on the outside but the true purpose was to cause chaos. The freedom that chaos would cause is Hatter's true mission and no one can truly appreciate it. So here she was, dressed in what most would associate with a gambler girl, and dancing to attract costumers. At least that little perv wasn't around to drool over her, she would certainly kill him for whatever method of recording that he would be doing.
Meanwhile, Hatter had been inside the stand as Alice attracted costumers. He had the strangest urge to sell his wares and he must obey his urges. Being his nature, he spent all night making several copies of his 'safer' inventions. So no acid spitting cobra in a boxes or bear trap chattering teeth this time around, maybe the government would be interested in them. Wait, where was I?
Oh yeah, Hatter. Building his stand and setting up everything, he gave Alice her uniform. She wasn't happy about it, it was revealing but she wore it anyways do to those puppy dog eyes. so here they were, Hatter in his stand waiting for someone to come up to buy something while Alice did her little dance to attract people. Just in case anyone were to see him and know him, he wore a disguise to prevent such things. It was just a overly large novelty mustache and sunglasses.