Better than Chuck Norris (P)

[Dai]

Name: First name Mr, middle name 'period', last name T!
Age: Infinity
Gender: Male
Personality:

Mr T has no personality, foo. He is personality.

Appearance:

'Nuff said.

Zanpakuto Spirit:

Mr T.

Sealed Zanpakuto:

It's his fists.

Shikai Description:

I pity the foo', Mr T.

It looks like a tank.

Shikai Abilities:

It does what a tank does. It blows sh*t up.

Bankai Description:

Mr Tank.

It looks like ten tanks.

Bankai Abilities:

Again, it simply blows sh*t up.

Once it has gathered up enough kills, it fires Snickers bars in rapid succession.

Skill Level: Kidou: Beginner
Skill Level: Swordsmanship: Beginner
Skill Level: Shunpou: Beginner
Skill Level: Hand-to-hand: Advanced
History/Background:

Mr T decided to have an awesomeness contest with Chuck Norris, nearly BLOWIN UP THA' WORLD!

RP Sample:

"Do you know me? Of course you do. 'Cause I'm famous! Hey, everybody gotta’ wear clothes and if you don’t you get arrested. Anger - use it, but don't lose it! Quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! SPEEDWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that speedwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr.T! Yo makin' me mad sucker, cold water never hurt nobody! It's time to get in da pool, 'cause you're goin' swimmin', fool! TAKE THAT, TOEDIPPER! Argh! Argh! I hate flying, so this had better be the last time I see yo cryin'! Well, maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a Mohawk class! Maybe, Mr. T's pretty handy with computers! Had that occurred to you, Mr. "Condescending" Director?!"

"I'm Mr. T and I'm a "Night Elf Mohawk"! What's YOUR game? As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. I pity the fool who drinks soy milk. I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... rules. When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention. People ask me what the "T" stands for in my name. If you're a man, the "T" stands for tough. If you're a woman or child, it stands for tender! I pity the university for not giving T enough time. You know I got all duded up, got dressed, the students were all ready for me, then they gave me short time. So I pity them. So if they want to be unpitied, they'll invite me back and give me more time. I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond – I didn't have no diamonds then. I didn't want to win to buy a car, I didn't want to win to bring a couple of chicks downtown to a hotel. I wanted to win to feed the poor people of the community. I tell people that I was born and raised in the ghetto, but the ghetto was not born and raised in me. You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."

'Hey, sucka! I ain't getting on no plane, Hannibal!"

[Rebel Raven]

Approved

Night Elf Mohawk level Pity day Foo'