With the Captains suffering casualties and heavy injuries on their side, all hope seemed to be lost... until Shinji Hirako appeared, along with the rest of the former Shinigami. Though the aid of the Vizards certainly helped to draw the battle in their favor, it seemed Aizen's power alone proved too much for them.
Hiyori was going mad! Shaking with rage, she needed someone to punch, and fast. She'd gone the past three days without actually hitting someone... Sure she'd tried to hit them, but it just wasn't the same as actually hitting them! They'd dodge, they'd avoid, they'd block even!
"Grrr... The next person who tries to dodge is getting an autohit!"
"Erm... Who are you and what're you doing in my hou-"
Although Akaharu was confused by the speech of the small woman in her living room, she was powerless to stop the two-footed kick that smashed into her face and sent her back a ways in a comical fashion. "Owww...."
"FINALLY!" Hiyori yelled victoriously and with a smile the second she landed back on the ground. "YA SEE THAT YOU HUMORLESS DICKHEADS?! That's what I'm gonna do to ya next time ya block, or dodge, or whatever!"
Akaharu slowly slid up from the attack, rubbing the imprint of two sandals from her face. "What was that for?"
"COMEDY! Look it up, baka!"
(Disclaimer: I'm not gonna autohit, but seriously, I know that people don't want to get wtfpwned, but this is a comedy thing, ya know? All that happens is some "oooooow, QQ" and some, "GAWDAMMIT YOU!")
Kasai yawned. For some reason he had been compelled to walk this way today. He really didn't know why, but decided that it had to be something OOC. Because he would NEVER walk past Akaharu's house. And he meant NEVER! This was... kinda pissing him off at the moment, because at this very selfsame time, his feet were moving him up towards her front door.
"What the hell! This is fuckin' crazy!"
But his legs did not stop, and he went right up to the front door and knocked. Big mistake...
"Huh?" Akaharu asked, before narrowing her eyes. She didn't get up, instead she whispered, "Hey, uh, midget, can you go answer that? You can attack him if you want..."
"Deal," Hiyori replied without hesitation. She walked to the door and opened it, just in time to fling a sandal at his face. "TAKE THAT BAKA!"
Character List "Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Commas save lives.
Kasai felt the sandalpwn hit his face and stumbled backwards. He looked around, behind him, and noticed the railing.
"Oh shi- AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kasai shouted as he fell backwards over the railing and hit the ground. Even though he landed on his head, since this is OOC, he was uninjured. He pulled himself up and groaned. He then looked up at the girl who had smacked him and shouted.
"WHAT. THE. HELL! WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO THAT SORT OF THING? ARE YOU OUT OF YOU ****ING MIND! WHY THE HELL AM I SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND ASTERISKS?! I'M SO ****ED OFF!" Five minutes and 100 profanities later, Kasai was done. He stood up, and grimaced.
"Oh, so it's a swearing match ya want, hah? Well, **** YOU, YOU *******ING ****TARD! *********************************************************************!"
"Is that even a real word?!" Akaharu asked, a sweatdrop appearing behind her head, as customary in anime.
Character List "Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Commas save lives.
Hiyori ignored the man, and doned her mask. This had gone on long enough. "SHUT THE **** UP, *****!"
A jump at his head and a kick at the face, her feet were both sandalled as she soared through the air. "***************! ****! ********************************************! ********************************************! ***********************************************! ****************************************************! BAKA!"
"I'm convinced you two are making up words."
Character List "Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Commas save lives.
Kasai was knocked backwards and slid along the ground, prepared to attack back. He crossed his arms, and ripped off the bandages that covered his forearms.
You're on... He ran towards the girl, his arms glowing and bursting into flames. He jumped skyward, and rocketed down towards the girl in the mask.
However, since Hiyori is Cannon and therefor ridiculously more powerful than Kasai in his strongest state, even if she was in her weakest state--which she wasn't. So his feeble attempts at harming her remained feeble as can be as she aimed to kick him in the groin.
"I need popcorn..."
Character List "Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Commas save lives.
Kasai was kicked in the groin, and flew backwards. He skidded along the ground again, making the original ditch he created, even deeper and longer.
Canon, huh? Alright then... He reached up a flame-covered arm and beckoned, summoning....
CHUCK NORRIS!
Wait, no. It was just Nemu. Close enough. Nemu ran towards Hiyori and attacked with really really fast punches. Fast enough to do damage, but not so fast that they were GM, Auto-hits or anything else you cared to call them.
Kasai, on the other hand, brought out a bag of instant popcorn, (heaven knows where he got it from), and put it onto his hand, popping the corn. After the corn was popped, he chucked it over to Akaharu.