Ch. 9 - How Not To... Feb 4, 2010 18:01:36 GMT -5
Post by Shinigami Kyra on Feb 4, 2010 18:01:36 GMT -5
How Not To
"Wait... so... what am I doing again?"
"Kyra; you're on!"
"What?! Momo! Hold on, I don't even-"
"Just read from the script!"
A bright light shinned upon the Fifth Squad Captain, shattering the darkness that her crimson hues had long since adjusted to. Immediately, she squinted and shielded from the light, though it was obvious from the prior muttering now silenced that she was, once again, put on the spot.
"Shit, why am I always the one stuck with this job," Kyra sighed, leaned back in the small chair she was forced to present from, Momo several meters in front of her holding up some sort of large cards with writing on them. "Am I supposed to read from there? I can't see it, move closer!"
"I can't move any closer or I'll be in the shot," Momo whispered quietly. "Stop breaking the fourth wall and introduce this section already!"
Kyra leaned forward and let out a bit of a cough before she finally spoke to those in attendance.
"Greetings and salutations," the redhead started out. "My name is Kyra Rounin, and I'm here today to introduce the newest install... installation? Oh, installment. The newest installment of the Chain of Life Forum Guide. There is but only one man who can approach a subject that is held within this chapter of the Guide, one man who can explain the proper process, the Do's and Dont's of our lovely forum. A man of caliber, a man of confidence... passion! A man of... Momo, do I really have to read all this?"
"Stop breaking character!" A frustrated Momo whispered harshly. A loud, venting sigh escaped Kyra's lips before she took in a deep breath. After a moment's pause, she began to speak far more rapidly.
"A man of virtue, a man of honor, a man of artistry, a man of intelligence, a man of acuity, a man of perception, a man of efficiency, a man of modesty... wait, modesty? Momo; he didn't write this intro himself, did he?"
The sounds of several large, thick cards hitting the ground seemed to end the outer monologue. After a few blinks, Kyra turned back to the audience.
"Well, I guess I'll just say it then. Here's Urahara Kisuke with the 'What Not To Do' section."
"It's the How Not To section!"