Private Monkey Business (Seraki, ask)

[ogihci]

Ah what a nice, bright, sunny day it was in the world of the living. The birds were chirping and butterflies were all over the pace. The world seem at peace. Then, suddenly without warning a garganta appeared in the sky. As it opened hungry eyes escaped its abyss like depths. Crawling forward, cunning, almost unrelentingly fri- oh wait.... it was just Leo Kawaii. The arrancar that appeared six years old with a monkey tail. He walked out the garganta with a smile upon his face. "Ahhhhh its so warm out here," he said with a bedazzled smile upon his face. But thats when it caught his attention........a butterfly! He began chasing the winged creature laughing the entire way. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA.....huh?" He suddenly stopped laughing as he saw a rooftop with a triangular like structure.

He got a mischievous look upon his face as he walked closer to it and then.....he began balancing on the point. Walking across the roof with perfect balance as he made his way across. He continued his laughter as he did so, completely unaware of the world around him. Maybe he should have been as.....a FLY flew in front of his face and made him sneeze. He lost his balance and began to roll backwards down the rooftop. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he cried as he couldn't regan his balance. He fell between the buildings and cracked his head against what seemed like someone else's. He fell to the ground with spirals in his eyes. "OWWWW who hit me?" He sniffles as he rubbed his head.

"The pain! It hurts sho much! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He slurred his words on purpose as he began to cry as the pain became unbearable.....

[seraki]

(OOC: Play this song mentally for the whole thread: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJbaGrmxOKI&feature=related)

He was just trying to walk home. School had been long and hard, there were tests, oh so many tests. Toshioni rounded the corner, and was maybe a quarter of a mile from home when something struck him in the head...hard. Without much warning he yelled out a howl of pain.

"OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK!!! GODDAMNIT!!!!!" As he screamed, he did not notice the crowd he was attracting or that there was a little kid crying on the ground.

But, after he opened his eyes, he saw the little kid. That the little brat that must've fallen on him.

"HEY!"He pointed his finger at the child in questions. "What's the big idea?! You can't just go falling on people, that's just plain rude! Why were you on the roof anyways? What the hell were you doing up there? Be more careful dammit!"

[ogihci]

Suddenly he found himself being yelled at by an older boy, or at least whtat he figured to be an older boy. Why was he yelling at him? Didn't he see his pain? His strife? His imminent death? "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why... are... you... yelling at meh!? WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Leo sat there and cried louder gasping in between words all dramatically. This guy was a big ol meanie. "You... hwurt... me... first... you big m-meanie!" He continued gasping and slurring his words dramatically at his simply unbearable pain. How could someone be this cold? This cruel? This unbearably mean? He continued crying hysterically as he stood up and kicked the boy in the shin. "You... big... doody head!" He continued on.

"I'm gonna tell my bwig bwotha on you! WAHHHHHHH!" He threatened the boy. Kamina always protected him from big meanies who were mean to him. He would show him who was tougher. But... Leo was tough too... maybe he could show this big meanie. "You... hurt... me... I... will... show... you!" He continued gasping as a bala formed in his mouth and he launcehed it at the evil doer! This would show him, he just knew it! If the evil doer were to run e would continue chasing him firing bala all the way. However if it made him mad, Leo would lose his courage and begin running around in circles crying for his brother and trying to escape the evil doer. In either case, it would be certainly amusing to see.

[seraki]

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why... are... you... yelling at meh!? WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Toshioni's face kind of contorted now. He didn't mean to make the kid cry, damn. He rubbed his head and took a more relaxed pose. Time to apologize. Shit.

"Damn kid, I'm sorry. Don't make a big deal about it. Do you want an ice cream or something?"

He tried to calm him down. Toshioni even took a step closer to the kid and outstretched his hand in a kind of reassuring way. He really didn't mean to upset the damn kid. He had just...gotten fallen on.

"You... hwurt... me... first... you big m-meanie!"

"Kid, you fell on me. I'm trying to be nice but don't throw all the blame on me. Damn."

This kid was such a fucking drama queen. Toshioni really didn't want to make a scene but didn't know what to do in this situation. Shit, kids were so much trouble. He walked closer and knelt down to try to get eye-level with the kid. Maybe he could reassure the kid that he meant well.

"Look, I'm sorry. Please, I'll do anything about this to make this up to you."

"I'm gonna tell my bwig bwotha on you! WAHHHHHHH!"

He stood up and backed up. This was a LOT of trouble. Now some big guy was going to come fight him? Well that was great considering that he was exhausted from a day of school. He kept backing up until he was almost out of the alleyway. He didn't say anything, he was just prepared to run if need.

Just then, the kid said something else and fired something at him. Shit, this kid wasn't human. Maybe he was an Arrancar. Didn't matter, something was flying right at him.

"Shit!"

He spiked up his reiastu and raised his arms to defend himself. The reiastu acted as a cushion but the force still caused him to skid back a great deal. He was in the road now and had to run back towards the kid to avoid getting hit. Toshioni spat on the ground and looked at the kid with exasperation.

"That was uncalled for!"

[ogihci]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Leo was on the ground dying from laughter at the sight of the kid almost being hit by the truck. But what was this!? Uh oh! The big bad man was running towards Leo again!? "AAAAAAAH!" Leo screamed as he turned and ran, not realizing he could simply sonido away he was so scared of what might happen to him. He had, had a scarring moment in his life... literally. Thoughts trickled down to the scar across his back. He didn't want that to happen again. He ran straight through the ally way taking weird cuts behind garbage cans and jumped over larger piles of trash as he ducked and weaved his way through.

"Noe noe noe noe noe noe," he said over and over as he ran. "Don't hwurt me I'm sorry I will never do it again honest! WAHHHHHHHHHH!" He continued as he started to blubber all over again. He continued to run as he made his way around the corner and ran to the nearest light post across the street, almost getting hit by a car himself. He effortlessly made his way up it and clinged to the top for dear life. "Brober! Come save me from the big bad boogey man! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He called his brother for help. Would he come? No one was certain but, it was the only person he had ever known to protect him.

[seraki]

"Calm down. I'm not going to hurt you kid."

He stepped closer and closer to the kid. Toshioni really didn't want to make a scene here. It became pretty clear that this kid wasn't human though. Normal kids didn't act this way. Not one bit. Also that blast he shot at him. It was very hollow-esque. Something just wasn't adding up with all of that. He continued his path towards the kid, keeping a calm disposition.

The kid kept screaming for him to stay away and to not hurt him. He also screamed for his older brother to come and save him. That last bit was kind of bothersome. The young Quincy kept his radar on in case someone did try to come to save the kid. He would explain the situation. Maybe someone older and more mature could be reasoned with. Then again, maybe not.

"Look kid, I'm not going to hurt you. Just calm down and please stop making a scene. Come on, you want some ice cream?"